Gearing up for Lee's Beer and Tequila fest. Hope to partake in @Foxbrews this time and not miss out on all the yummy goodness.

I am volunteering with First Friday and we still need more bodies to help out the 8-11:30 pm shift. Wanna help?

Yer crazy to think I'd wait longer than needed to see anything Tim Burton does? That includes floss his teeth w/Helena Bonham-Carter's hair.

As for you, old friend, I think you'll like Mexico. It's a lot like America... on Opposite Day.
Adios, sucker.

It's so damn hot... Milk was a bad choice...

I'm bitter enough to wish some of you weren't so happily married. NOT all of you, just some. If you think I mean you, it's not. Probably not

Ugh... I am over this sick feeling. How is it possible to puke more than what should be in your stomach?