I don't like the way my work week is starting. I hope this is not a taste of what is to come. Must change my bad direction...

Ouch. I just got punched in the back. That really hurt. I don't like her.

B) Fleshy-headed mutant. Are you friendly?
D) No way, eh? Radiation has made me an enemy of civilization.

Special thanks and love to Zach, Zeb, Dale & Sweet Cat with @LoveGrubTruck for the awesome chicken tacos with juicy thigh meat!!

I love Halloween... I hate that I have to get 3+ costumes....

Our team won Pub Quiz tonight and the theme was Halloween for our name... It's the Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown. We rule on many levels.

If we are truthful with ourselves, we are often living in the past or the future, entertaining regrets & mistakes; living for what the future might bring. In truth all we have is right here, right now.

Anyone know where I can find Steve Guttenberg?

Costume bought... Evil, red queen in a short skirt and loooooooonnnngg jacket. j/k unless @cakeband is listening... ha ha

October 12, 2011 - Best.Day.Ever. @TheSamElliott joined Twitter and the world became a better place if only for 140 characters at a time.

Holy crap, my house is hot as balls.

Happy Tuesday everyone. Hope it is full of pomegranate and sparkles!!!

Hollywood is ending. Kim Kardashian just signed to do a movie with Tyler Perry. Is she the token white girl in his Steel Magnolia's remake?

My life is a dark room. One. Big. Dark. Room. ~Lydia Deetz

I have not had any caffeine since Friday and I am missing it now, if only to get rid of my headache.

It's October 23 & we spent the day on the lake! I love this weather. Now it is rest & relax with Jack Skellington and lil' Gir the fur baby.

Holy Crumb Bums.... I just burnt the crap outta my thumb on my toaster.

Holy Moly! FX is showing the OKState v Missouri game... Happy days.

I got my allergy and B12 shots. One in each cheek. Ouch. On a separate thought, sweet breads make me want to puke just looking at them.

I no longer will go through haunted houses. The next one may be the big one that sends me to play canasta with Lou. IF you want me dead, there you go.

I am going to buy Alex an armored-dildo.

SO, the first image I see on Facebook is a shot of Gaddafi's body all dead and bloodied. I hate this site, I did not need to see that.

"You filled my head with horse poop and atheism." Bart Simpson

There are many reasons, I mean SO many reasons, to hate the movie Ghost Rider. The ONE that keeps me watching is Sam Elliott. Swoon.

So, Galleria Mall has a janky carnival set up, who wants to go with me??

One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class.

Someone on VH1 just compared Kate & Pippa Middleton to the Kardashian sisters. Puke. I would sue for defamation of character.

Time to vent. Only invite me to something if you want to see me, not because you feel guilty & want to make yourself feel better. *Jukie Out*

Just a heads up. I have misplaced my phone somewhere in my office and the ringer is off. Not ignoring anyone & may go crazy from the search.

I am a nerd... I love it... Lord of the Rings in Concert on Friday! Who is going?

Need tickets to @BlizzCon? Message me - I have a friend with 2 for sale. Message me for details. #BlizzCon tickets

Maybe being friends with you is a bad idea. Think about it. Don't worry, I am not talking about you... well, maybe you.

Thanks @strosehospitals. You say to submit my info for payment, it still hasn't been processed & to call back. Today I get a collections notice. Stupid hospital.

Lazy email solicitors. - "FYI, I have been waiting for you to pick up your Cashier Check of $2,000,000 USD (2 MILLION THOUSAND US DOLLARS)"

I need help ASAP. If you know this number, 702-427-3741, please let me know who she is. I am being harassed by her and it needs to stop.

Who is upgrading their iPhone to 4S and wants to give (or sell, fine) me their iPhone 4? I am needy and want to Upgrayedd!