QOTN: ever heard of Fantasia? Do you mean the black chick or the Disney movie?

Everyone's laughing and riding and corn-holing, except Buster.

So... I sure hope the Great Pumpkin got my letter this year. I asked for something life-changing.

Bada Climp! Bada Clamp!

Has anyone seen my male to female clothing size conversion chart?

Treguna, Makoidees, Trecorum, Sadis Dee!

Dear App Updates and iTunes... STOP CHANGING YOUR TERMS AND CONDITIONS EVERY DAY.

5 Costume Parties. 2 Days of Work. Karaoke. Decorating. Rocky Horror Picture Show live... Busy three days and I love it!!!

You invoke my wrath? Vengeance is foreseen!

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple ~Dr. Seuss

Come to Apache Joe's for karaoke, shot, drink and beer specials!!

It's time to have a montage. Montage. A pretty costume montage.

How I spent my day off; watching La Fea Mas Bella

Email of the day: You are far too dangerous to date,
But props for a wicked cool profile (and I never even say that phrase)

lunchy munchy mofo's

Whoso pulleth out this sword from this stone and anvil shall rightwise be King, born of England.

It's the little things that make life so awesome. Like, watching Pete's Dragon on DVD.

SWF ISO Red Hat server specialist to help empty var partition logs. For a good time, message me.

I have no problem with taking advantage of stupid people. That's why we have them.

Super Mario Bros 3. On the Wii. Heaven!!

Thank you so much Nevada State Labor Commissioner! Every time I get a letter from you I squeal with glee and the burden lifts a little more.

Zip line cancelled. Need to reschedule. Sorry. :(

Zip line starts at 2 if you are coming.

Edgar Allen Poe, Roger Corman and Vincent Price - Trifecta of movie perfection!

Hey... IT'S FRIDAY... time to think about nothing.. maybe go to Disneyland for Oktoberfest!!!!

No one is ever alone who has something good to remember.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Love will have nothing to do with you! ~Cute & Fuzzy Bunnies

I'm not from Hollywood, I'm not going to fuck your face and my time is very valuable. ~ Spotswood

Having such a great Thursday. And wine tasting tonight. Life rocks, sometimes.

Is it just me? Am I a beacon that sends out a signal only dogs and guys with severe emotional problems can hear?

Mmm. Havarti, Swiss and tomato wafflewich.

I need a makeover to distract from my horrible personality.

Survived my first desert Hash Run.

I really hate when your gibberish gets me punched in the boob.

"My next poem is an open apology to the aliens who abducted me and whom I inflicted GREAT destruction upon during a panic attack aboard the mother-ship. Autobiographical."

Tonight I am doing my first Hash Run with Jolie. Maybe you will see me tomorrow. Deciding if I want to do the (RDR) Red Dress Run Saturday.

Just saw a homeless person wearing Skechers Shape-ups. #ilovevegas

Let your smile change the world! DON'T let the world change your smile.

Hit my first Royal Flush in the 5 years I've lived here. Wish I knew how to cash out!!

Anyone want to go to Magic Mountain on Saturday?

"If I'm gonna smell like BO and gun powder, I want it to be on my terms!" Mister Big-RED yahoo user. #awesomethoughts

Bonjour mon petit Camembert! #ilovecheese @American Dad

OMG. @Mayhem has once again emotionally compromised my day.

So. Facebook friends, I'll be back next week. Have a great Friday

I'm such a tool. I cry when I see other people break up.

Men squat. Women crouch. #etiquette

Ugh. It's too early in the season to have the flu.

Anyone have the Droid R2D2 smart phone? Need opinions.

Wish I could follow @peeweeherman around NYC.

David Copperfield was a pretty awesome show.

Grrr! Argh! In a total Mutant Enemy sorta way

I like cheese... smoked gouda grilled cheese with fresh tomatoes...

Good-bye Facebook. Hello world. You know how to reach me if you need me.

I don't want to hear "I'm sorry". I would rather hear "oh god! Please stop hitting me with my own rib bone!'

Watching "Because I Said So" and missing my mom...

Turkey legs. Beer. Sugar nuts.

Hash House A Go Go is now open at the M resort.

Thanks to Jolie, Carl & Peavey. Had a great night and will be nightmared for days after seeing Human Centipede.

Germany's like Wisconsin but with a really bad past.

Every time we say good-bye, I die a little.

Awe.. the party is over. It is back to reality for me... in 6 hours.

Some song lyrics make no sense. Good thing most people in the '80s were coked out. Lol

'Mater is right, strippers is so dumb.

Wow. I AM the jealous type.

"What ethnicity has a distle-brick?"

QOTN: "Can I Shire Baggins your penis?"

Holy Shit bags. $33 for two drinks at the club.

GameWorks. Beer. Bobby. 'Nuff said.

These girls were nice. Not hooker nice. Just really friendly.

Son of a crap. Treasure Island casino needs to lay off the floral scent being pumped in

"I'm amazing. Like a set of russian nesting dolls, each one filled with unclaimed power ball tickets for a million dollars." last nights drunk text. Sweet

Sleepy Jukie. Yawn. Stretch. Saw logs.

I'm gay for boys.

QOTN: "funny how vomiting clears your head". Bobby Y

Who is bartending in Vegas tonight?

Today is going to be my FRIDAY... Can't wait to see my dear friend tonight.. woot.

Tales From the Hood tonight. Then Bobby Y will be here tomorrow! Crazy happy.

All I ask is that you respect my narrative flow. Yeah. I'm looking at you...

www.Iconographs.com is having a HUGE sale. Christmas is coming up...

Complete success as creepy, psychedelic Jabberwocky.

Tonight... I make my debut as the Jabberwocky. The world's smallest Jabberwocky.. lol. Which may be even more frightening.

I'm through accepting limits 'cause someone says they're so. Some things I cannot change, but till I try, I'll never know!

I'm through accepting limits 'cause someone says they're so. Some things I cannot change,
but till I try, I'll never know!

New York Times crossword editor, Will Shortz, says, "We have a natural compulsion to fill empty spaces." I like to think he means not just crosswords, but the empty spaces inside of us...that come from making your way in a world that doesn't always embrace unique.

Boggis and Bunce and Bean; one fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks, so different in looks, were nonetheless equally mean.

Boggis and Bunce and Bean
One fat, one short, one lean
These horrible crooks
So different in looks
Were nonetheless equally mean

Boggis, Bunce & Bean. One short, one fat, one mean.

YaY... fixed all my website code problems just in time for our big sale... wooty woot, I am a smarty at the dummy party....

Anyone want a full size bed - mattress & box spring. Good, clean condition. Free if you pick up $20 if delivery needed.

Mmm. Fresh baked chocolate chip cookies.

Hey... it's Sunday... I love it...

OMG... woke up to the sound of water running and my toilet is possessed. Someone please come fix it...

Frozen Fury 2010. My girl Jules. Adult beverages. Perfect night.

Who is up and wants to entertain me?

OMG. Just ate the best cheese ever. Oak smoked white cheddar from the isle of Mann. Yum

Best Buy? More like Best Waste of Time. Why don't they sell any parts or accessories for Casio cameras?

My aunt and uncle will be here tonight... woot... Then Julie Leh and Frozen Fury Saturday. I love weekends.