Ugh.. still at work. What an atrocious day... Someone come pick me up and take me home... lol

Watch out Flamingo Grand Plaza tenants near N232 - today is definitely a "TIME TO GROOVE" playlist kinda day. Von Bondies, Flaming Lips, Queen, Charlie Daniels, Social D, Fatboy Slim, TMBG, B.A.D., Norman Greenbaum, Lemonheads, to name a few.

Everyone should watch Justice League: The New Frontier! It is quite awesome and enlightening for being an animated comic movie.

I think it is time for a movie marathon: Airplane!, Clue and Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

Southwestern turkey chili with cornbread is cooking. Time for cardio. Lol

Tree is decorated. Hot Cocoa. The Family Stone. What a great Sunday night.

I hate my heightened sense of smell. Every place smells terrible. Especially when some type of food is burned. Makes me grouchy.

I wanna be a humanesque hedonism bot. I have lofty goals.

QOTN: I'm telling you that dishwasher is sexy!

Go Pokes!! Go Pokes!! Go pokes!! Go!!

QOTN: It's like he's humping your leg, but with his teeth.

Working all day... Eatin me some pizza...

As we approach the holidays, please take a moment to tell those nearest (and not not so near) how important they are to you. Too many friends get lost and need your love to find their way. To all my acquaintances, friends and loved ones - I am thankful for all of you!

Work all day and then tonight, roasted Brussels sprouts with pancetta and sweet potatoes... It's beginning to smell a lot like Thanksgiving!

Oh Em Gee... I miss my friends so much. I feel like I have not seen some of you in SOOOOO long.

I love Gwyneth Paltrow... "Once a guy asked me to marry him... I moved."

Glad to be back, but there is so much to do this week...

Gross. The lady behind me is puking and of course no one will get out of the way

Almost home. Bah. I already miss my family.

Oh. And there is a screaming baby in the row in front of mine.

Oh Em Gee. Our lead stewardess sounds like she is drunk.

Up. On my way to the airport and on my way home.

Getting Lemon Scrub Spa Pedis with me mum!!! We smell delicious.

Oooh. I miss having BBC America. Graham Norton is too much.

I just caught a baby coming out of a door. It was interesting.

Ugh. Harry Potter was awesome and now I can't wait until next year.

I am so close to a Chick-Fil-A sammich.

Sentence I never thought I'd say: "please don't put my pillow in your mouth."

Harry Potter marathon with my mom and niece.

Now to DQ. Yum strawberry shake.

Shopping and lunching with Mom. Woot

Landed. All the harry potter shows are sold out. Have to see it in a few hours. Aw Snapdragons.

Beware.... I have received three emails with viruses attached from various @Facebook.com accounts today. Way to go!!!!

Le Sigh.... I would like to schedule an appointment to have my ennui removed.

Curious what it says about me, when what I want for Christmas was voted "Best Gift for Guys"? Hmmm.

One year ago today, a family lost one amazing woman. Sister, wife, mother, friend. Each day since, her memory has brought a smile to many a face.

EVERYONE! Watch Janeane Garofalo: Live in Seattle. I cannot stop laughing...

QOTD: No sir, I won't valet. I want that $2 for blow.

One midnight gone! Two more to go... I can't wait...

Happiness is: watching Ghost Ship and forgetting that Karl Urban was in this, too. Swoon and swoon, again!

Son of a crap... This sinus infection hit me like a ton of bricks. I hate being "sick".

QOTN: be comfortable with my roommate's thong or bye bye.

"When push comes to shove, you have to do what you love. Even if it is a bad idea." Hermes Conrad

Now accepting donations to obtain my Gold Membership to Club 33. $10k is all I need to complete the application!!!

Me: I need another Russian Bourbon Stout. Jolie: I need liposuction.

Since it is Sunday, I have decided to fly my freak flag at half mast. You are welcome...

Why don't you call it Preparation Ass Cream, you ass?

Go Pokes! Just saw the score. My night is totally awesome.

I just got instantly sick to my stomach. I read that a mother spent $60k on a tea party for her 4 year old. What is wrong with these people?

I am going to run amuck tonight. Jam-a-cue peeps be warned. Jolie & Carl - let's get ready to rumbles.

Sometimes I have more fun just vegging out than when I go partying. Maybe it's because my party clothes are so binding. ~ Cher

Hey cute dude from Coffee Bean... Thanks for my yummy Hazelnut Latte...

URGENT! Cook needed ASAP at Apache Joe's for immediate hire. Contact Rose (702) 454-1002

QOTD: Why you all up in my tea business?

Veteran's Day dinner for Josh - bbq baked chicken legs and crispy potatoes! I love my roommate and thank him for his choice to serve and protect our country!

"Simply Irresistible" is one of the best movies you have never seen. AND I am not a fan of chick flicks.

Where does one get a degree in Mathematics of won-ton burrito meals?

The best part of 52 degree weather is making potato/corn chowder!

If you don't hear from me in a while it's because I tossed my effing iPhone in the trash

Gold-Diggers and hookers and whores - OH MY! I am tired of looking at your fake boobs, fake teeth, fake hair, fake tans and trashy clothes.

Don't leave the one you love for the one you like; because, the one you like might leave you for the one they love.

Dear Business Owners: please teach your employees the importance of customer relations. Even drug dealers know how to keep repeat business

What the heck is 4-D?

Sometimes, the things most worth having are down the thorniest path!

You may know what you need, but to get what you want, better see that you keep what you have.

Never ignore a person who loves, cares & misses you because one day you'll wake up from your sleep & realize that you have lost the moon while counting the stars.

Adam Rogers of Rogers Technology is my HERO. He can be yours, too - www.rogerstechllc.com

Yay! Conan is back, bitches.....

Just saw Legends in concert. Great show. Thanks Matt & Penny

Just saw American Legends. Great show. Thanks Matt & Penny!

Does anyone else have an issue with the Toyota Highlander commercials? The one with the snot-nosed kid promoting materialism in a recession?

wishes she was so rich she could afford to be odd.. le sigh

An open love letter to my (unbeknownst to him) future husband - Karl Urban. I love you, I am swooning. Love, your smitten Kitten <3

Had such a blast last night. jumping on an In-ground trampoline while in the rain! Awe to the Some!

I need a flat bed truck to move my lil Nash tomorrow.

Winds in the east, mist coming in, Like somethin' is brewin' and bout to begin. Can't put me finger on what lies in store, But I fear what's to happen all happened before. ~Mary Poppins

I think I associate with a very unstable group! ha ha ha - Frankie Avalon - you are so funny.

Wow.... Up on a Saturday... in the AM... sweet. Watching "Cropsey", eerie little documentary.

Poll time: Chicken Fried Steak - white or brown gravy?

Durkee. Me. Trivia. Beer.

I do not miss this industry or crappy, thump and bump music

Hanging out at AdultCon with PornStar Tweet and Tiffany Tyler.

Frakkin' outta here. Finally! What a long day.

Some things that should not have been forgotten, were lost.

I think I want to get the new Nissan Juke! It seems pretty a-w-e-s-o-m-e!

QOTN: ( talking about drinking while pregnant) "I'm all about low birth weight when you have to shat that bastard out yer vag"

Someone brought their baby... to the wine tasting.

My Yahoo! account was just hacked.. SO NOBODY OPEN ANY LINK TO TAKE AN IQ test... Sorry.. stupid hackers.

Ugh... updated my OS now I can't get CS4 to work and I need to scan and alter... SCAN AND ALTER

I popped Will's charaoke!

QOTN 2: That's a real stink eye kind of girl.

QOTN: Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't? Neither, I'm a Mexi-maybe.

I have lost my muchness. Want to help me find it?

Sitting on this barstool, I can totally notice that my left leg is three inches longer than my right. Geesh

Karaoke tonight at APACHE JOE'S - 9pm. Take Tropicana East of Boulder until it turns into Broadbent. Look to the right.

QOTN: ma'am don't try and guess what foam magic turns into; when you zig, I zag!

Happiness is getting to the bottom of your drink and finding cherries!!!! Yay Krave bartenders.

Dude. My cheeks are killing me. I crack the eff up every time I see this show.

I need access to Bob Loblaw and his ever-exciting Bob Loblaw Law Blog.

Now seeking applicants to teach me the ways of the secular flesh.

I need to have some real fun. Not everything is strippers and booze and buckets of blood. ~M. Bluth

Damn you, Monday! Why do you come around so often?

WoW! What an effing great weekend. I am so sore, tired and unable to move. But I have the best memories thanks to these last three days.