Just learned what pegging is. Thanks Nicole.

I like money better than people. You can very rarely exchange people for goods or services.

is a sweet talker, Betty Crocker.

If given one wish it's a toss up between end of conflict and hunger OR ridding the world of the "Real Housewives" franchise.

Mark you calendars.... I have nothing to say.

Need to find a reputable and trusted jeweler for appraisals. Thanks!!

As close as I can figure, I made a sneaky "fool me once" deal with the devil and all this meat dangling is my punishment.

is in the market for a security code and rank.

is tickled a very awkward shade of pink.

Honest advice should not be difficult if you are true friend.

LV peeps. Trop and Eastern is backed up both directions. Bad wreck.

I need to dye a white dress blue for Halloween. Does anyone have the space or facility to help me?

PF Changs then Burlesque the Show. Great night with great gals.

Holy crap BOA lines suck.

is amazed that some people really cannot see how dangerous their stupidity comes off while posting on FaceBook. Actually, not that amazed.

Doing the right thing should never be hard. So why does it take courage?

Vegas is burning? Which building is it?

I refuse to believe that life is not fair. If that is so, then why bother?

Why doesn't Cox Cable have a TV guide app? Al the other providers have one.

I love Oktoberfest.

Staring at a chick with the worst mascara clumps and tweezed eyebrows. Only since she is in my eye line. Ick.

I'm grumpy. I spit. I'm different.

I have to respect the serious nitwit.

The time to act is now!

Just thinking... my favorite pair of shoes: Pink and Black patent leather Steve Madden heels.

Making dinner and then maybe creating some new cookie recipes... we will see... Is the contaminated egg scare over?

There are two types of guys: the ones that you want to call, but never do; and the ones that call and you don't want. Today, you are both.

DEAR CSI - I forgave you when you gave David Caruso his own show. I even forgave you when you killed off Speedle. But I cannot forgive you for ruining your reputation by allowing Justin Bieber to guest in a sick attempt to garner interest. Do not try and call, I need some time to think.

Love, Jules

There is a carnival at Boulevard Mall this weekend. WHO is going with me?

is craving a big Gigi's Cupcake!!! Who's with me?

Once I was a Schleppa. Now I'm Miss Mazzeppa, With my revolution in dance. You gotta have a gimmick, If you wanna have a chance!

One banana, two banana, three banana, four.
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.

Kick-Ass. Grilled foods. Great company. Tuesday, you rock!

I was brought up a proper lady. I wasn't meant to understand things. I'm just meant to look pretty, & then someone nice will marry me, possibly a Baron.

Call me an old fashioned girl, but I firmly believe that men dig up the corpses and women have the babies.

Hey! Sucka-fish... do your job and mind yo own business....

Hey Monday! Bring it! I am ready for you and nothing's gonna bring me down today...

What are you doing in here? This is a naked place!

Anyone have a copy of Interarchy I can use?

Awesome day. Time for even more fun.

Cuddly nap time with Crash & Gir.

CiCi's Pizza. Makes me smile

Fantastic Mr. Fox is THE best movie. Why the cuss haven't you seen it?

Liquor chocolates were my gateway drug. They are bad news.

I am a sleepy gal. But the music moves me and makes me stay out late!!

Who wants to go to the beach? I'm tired of being landlocked.

Ok. Who set my emotional dial to "extreme weepy girl"?

There is no way I'm kissing a frog and eating a bug in the same day. ~Princess Tiana

Shun! Shun! Shun the non-believer!

Finally going to City Center... I am going to get lost or in a wreck trying to get there...

Ah... Pillow gun. Perfect combination of danger and comfort. 300 thread count, 300 dead count!

The only way to get sympathy is to bring out the stripper tears... works every time!

Sweet... Our property managers at the office are hosting an Ice Cream Social... I love it!

This just in! My mouth tastes of Fruity Pebbles... nom nom nom...

Ugh.. I left my phone at home today. Whatever shall I do? Anyone who wants to bring it to me would be my hero!!!

I can't give you everything you want, but I could give you what you thought you need.

is planning a Hostile FaceBook Status Takeover! Are you a sheep or a shark? Join the revolution!

Ah, the pity. Fated to drift forever through the void as gravity's plaything.

will now let you admire and compliment her beautiful & bespeckled eyes.

has forgotten more than you'll ever know!

"You may be strong like bull, but you're drunk like Russian." Best description ever... thanks Springy Kwan!

Three words that describe me: quirky, inappropriate & drunk. By popular vote at volleyball. Lol.

Yay volleyball. Boo it's Sunday.

I'm sun-kissed. Great day!

Much needed day on the lake. Goodbye Summer.

If you are looking for me today, I won't be here. Leave a message!

It's time for the Weather Report. And the forecast says there's a 100% chance of PAIN!!!!

Ah dang... There goes my energy.. need more magic wakey potion... Anyone?

Hey, don't look now, Walt Witless, I think your flowers are being trampled.

What in the name of Aunt Eileen's cabbage-less coleslaw is going on?

I don't want to be tied to anyone's strings. I'm carefully trying to steer clear of those things.

is a whacked out weirdo and a love bug junkie!

had a great dinner with Julie T, Julie G, Steve, Keith and Josh... yummers!!

is the height of "just-too-muchery"!

Omnipotence..... Gotta get me some of that.

"A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

Who wants to make me dinner tonight? I am le tired.

"We have a saying in Germany; don't blame the fish. We have others sayings as well, but they mostly deal with genocide." Klaus

Every time I want to say something smart or important it appears my mouth fills up with peanut butter and the words just mumble up and get stuck.

Super lazy day. I love watching other people buzz around working. Lol

Weirdo mutants are way cooler than normies...

Lesson for the day: you have to work you way into it - you don't just start punching their butthole.

Wipeout is a silly and most painful show. Perfect since I like obstacle course violence. Yay Violence!!

tastes of sunshine dust.

Kill All Humans

I hated the day I realized I was human. Fears, thoughts, emotions - all came pouring out at one time. Knowing I was vulnerable to the world. Having my heart break three times a day. Feeling the pain of others around me. Empathizing with every single person passing me on the street and feeling like I had to help carry their burdens.

All the time wanting to scream out "HELP ME!" I am lost and scared and confused and alone. Making sure that no one around me ever found out that I just wanted to go away forever. Make my peace, say good-bye and walk away.

One day...

I...

Will.

I think I deserve better than "We met on Match or OkCupid.com"!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992), The 'Burbs, IQ, Big Top Pee Wee & The Great Race... things I watched last night that made me smile!

"Look at yourself in the mirror before you leave for work and ask yourself if you look like you're going to 'get lucky.' If the answer is yes, then you need to change your clothes."

gets her facts from discredited children's books. ~Ryan North (qwantz.com)

is caught in a Bad Romance. Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah. Ro-mah-ro-mah-mah.

All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now it may not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it's swell. And you come along and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can *throw* things at me?

Just saw the score... wow... Go Pokes. Go Pokes. Go Pokes. Go!

If I had a reality show with me (and Alex) restoring a house... would you watch?

is watching Lucky Number Slevin with two of her fave guys.

is with the C.H.U.D.S. now.

Pool time. Can't wait. Woot.

What time is it? Pool time b

OMG... Peter Pan is on... My favorite version with Jason Isaacs as Hook...

Thanks for making it easy which friends I should delete... All I have to do is search for the word BOOMER... woot.. :P

Why am I up?

Aw. CrumBum. No dance tonight for me. :(

Anyone want to join me at Step By Step dance studio tonight?

has soft-baked buns of awesomeness!

trusts the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered

Oh yes it's Ladies Night! Oh what a night... Oh yes it's ladies night and the feeling's right... Murphy's Law and Apache Joe's!

totally <3's Terrance Zdunich!!!!

sometimes feels like a green-blooded hobgoblin.

is making a grocery list. I cannot tell you the last time I have done that...

Lunchy Munchy. What to eat?

longs for the day when she is asked to be a back-up wife... le sigh.

Hello Wednesday. So we meet again. And not for the last time.