Oh yes. Disneying with a group is a bad idea.

Overheard in line (by a very portly gal): " I double-legginged because I did not want my butt showing."

Space Mountain.

RIP Davy Jones

See you soon Orlando.

“What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.” Albert Pine

I am ready to get outta here... My vacation starts in less than 2 hours.

What we do for ourselves dies with us, what we do for

**Oscar Spoilers** Yay. Congrats to Bret McKenzie and the Muppets!!

I just sliced my thumb open... It hurts like hell and is deep but no blood... ouch ouch ouch.

You may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean 'Robot Devil' & by 'metaphorically' I mean 'get your coat'.

QOTN: if wanted to hear screaming kids, I would not have had 8 abortions.

Question: I need to get a copy of Photoshop 7.0 for my old Mac, anyone know where I can buy this?

It's gonna be a good day. Woke up to Judy Holliday yelling "WHAT!" in Born Yesterday. Glad I fell asleep with the TV on.

How many life threatening situations can Castle & Beckett get into each week?

Is there an App that blocks incoming calls and texts?

In my next life, I want to be Hedonism-bot or the Robot Devil. They seem to have a good handle on how to live life!!! ha ha

Sometimes I don't have the strength to be me and I lack the courage to be someone else.

QOTN "This girl looks white, well except for her skin color."

There is a fine line between accepting your fate and admitting defeat. Your attitude is the difference.

While we spoke of many things fools & kings, this he said to me, "The greatest thing you'll even learn is just to love & be loved in return."

I think my computer took the holiday off. I feel like I am in the Futurama episode when all the computers revolt. Nothing is working!

I think I have a raging case of the Wilfred Brimley style diabetahs.

ROBOT HOUSE!... I mean, Delta House.

Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

Per a doctor's recommendation, the best place to meet women is Applebee's.

Fringe is such an amazing show. I <3 Walter Bishop.

@Hulu Thanks for the ability to be even lazier by now streaming through my Wii!

Planning a peaceful and quiet night. So far so good. Watching Wipeout and eating pizza with my grandparents.

Everyone's all in favor of saving Hitler's brain but put it in the body of a great white shark and ooooh, you've gone too far.

Sometimes the things you most wish for are not to be touched.

Long, crappy day. At least I get to see Gwamma & PaPa tonight!

RIP David Kelly. Charlie Bucket will miss you!

Con: up at 6 am because I can't sleep.
Pro: turning on the TV and seeing a Muppet/puppet version of David Boreanaz on Angel!! #goodday

QOTN "There's gonna be so many single, horny girls out tonight."

Why is LL Cool J leaning? Or is my TV crooked?

Adele looks absolutely gorgeous tonight. Congrats on her success.

Rumors have started that Whitney Houston is dead... anyone able to confirm or deny?

Johnny - She's not a wench! She's everything I've ever dreamed of in a girl.
Dad - Oh, don't make me laugh! They're all alike in the dark!

"Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong."
Oscar 'Bob' Wilde

Time to start my lazy Saturday. Windows open, light breeze in the house and watching "A Summer Place". I dare say, my life is grand!

"Puerto Ricans are just rich, Jewish mexicans." ~ Joan Rivers

I hope next week brings me a certain someone special...

My QOTN: "Heavy metal and pleasure fucking go together like P & V!"

One advantage of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

"someone just threw a bone at my t-Rex"

"Timothy Dalton should get an Oscar and beat Sean Connery over the head with it." Is one way to end the 'who was the best Bond?' argument.

Dear Stupid Girls & old women trying to recapture your misspent youth,
What will it take to get you to not end every sentence as if it were a question?

"Real friends don't rub it in, they rub it out." Read on a sign.....

Who wants to buy me this sweet gift? http://ping.fm/0rRzY

Guess who has her tickets for Orlando? This girl... Disney World on leap day and Harry Potter after! I am beyond excited.

You know what else is un-American? French people. They don't tip. French, old people are the bottom of the barrel. ~Anya

Football trivia time. Who has the all-time high count for rapists? AFC or NFC?

QOTN 2: "Things are crazy here. The Gypsies are in town and all hell breaks loose."

When Sid says bye to the T-Rex babies in Ice Age 3, I get a little emotional. I don't care who knows!

QOTN: "Well, there is an Alkali Lake in British Columbia, but I don't think Wolverine is Canadian."

Joey Fatone is at this party. Holla

QOTN: It's almost Sunday, you should stop crapping things up yer crap hole"

QOTD "If these were crab legs you would be in heaven. Nom Nom Nom"

QOTD part 2. "Shut up! You can meet some wonderful people at a strip club."

QOTD "yes, but horses can't be President, Reagan."

Evidently, I have posted something wonderfully offensive this week since I am down 9 friends. Yay... please continue since it is way too much work to delete people en masse.

If given the choice between a new phone or R2-D2, I am taking home the real deal. Stupid phone owner, I own a Droid!