Painting my room today as well. Went with Blustery Day. I love it!

After much deliberation, I have decided that I blame Miss Piggy for my violent tendencies. She always karate chops everyone. He he.

I'm so excited because it's almost time to do my taxes! I love doing my taxes!!!! For real, no lie.

So.. I need a couple strong boys to come over tonight... I need your muscles and junk. To move some furniture for the cleaners. Tee hee.

I don't make resolutions since they're lies, this year I have 3 goals: play the fiddle, learn French or Gaelic, shed my negative attitude.

How many OK State Cowpokes are heading to AZ for the Fiesta Bowl

How many of OK State Cowpokes are heading to AZ for the Fiesta Bowl?

I love when people blame me for their stupidity. Even after I have told them how to fix the issue & it was obviously their fault.

Just a heads up. I am syncing my phone contacts & usually that means I lose about 25% of my numbers. Fingers crossed.

What's not to like? Cake...Good. Jam...Good. Meat...GOOD!

Soon... I will have my own "meet cute".

If I get one more paper cut today, that would be awesome. I'm up to 6 for those of you wondering. Those who aren't, stop reading my posts. =}

"Broken hearts hurt, but they make you strong." For those nursing wounds and regaling the past, move forward today and start anew! The best is yet to come.

I need to get my carpets cleaned, anyone have a trusted company?

Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be hood-rats or wannabe gang-bangers or disrespectful, self-entitled assholes.

Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be hood-rats or wannabe gang-bangers or disrespectful, self-entitled assholes. I hate seatbelt laws.

Am I the only person that can't stand Jennifer Hudson? I have no valid reason, just something about her that is irritating & disingenuous.

I forgot my lunch. I even have a note on the door reminding me... boo, hiss...

Someone wrote their number in the dust of my car, help me find out who this is? 702-327-7878 or 3878. They wrote 3 & 7, one over the other.

Pizza and a movie? Why, yes, that sounds D-E-lightful!

When I feel that something is wrong, then something is worth to fight for. Don't say goodbye, just leave an open door.

I love holiday days off... Thank you, Nelson.

This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

Count today a success! Good food, great friends... wonderful stories! Merry Christmas and thank you, Alex!

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Watching my family open their gifts tonight was awesome. I had a great night. Now, time t get ready for Christmas Eve dinner.

Whether in English or Spanish... no matter. Bridge to Terabithia makes me bawl.

Oh Skype.. I love you... Just spent time with my family. I miss them so much

Two hot topics are bullies & greed. Yet everyone loves the "greedy" Santa v. Best Buy and eBay bully commercials. Make up your mind society.

Having Hazelnut Latte Oatmeal for breakfast...only made better by adding a spoon of Nutella. Tremendous amounts of yummy!

You know, two words come to mind when I hear you talk; delusional and weirdo. If I had to pick a third...goofy, just goofy. ~Jedidiah

Watching Cold Comfort Farm, eating creamy chicken stew, no work until Tuesday! Aside from my pesky cold, I would say all is great!

Send positive energy and prayers (if you have them to spare) to my friend, Julua Collins. Her family was in a terrible wreck this morning.

Nighttime cold meds- check. Snuggled in bed- check. Watching 'Babes in Toyland' w/Annette Funicello-check. Love having First World Problems.

I am in adorable overload. Lil' cat, Gir is playing fetch with her catnip mouse. She keeps bringing it back to me throw down the hall.

Blech. Today's gamble chocolate disaster can only be described as nougat-y fruitcake with walnuts, dipped in milk chocolate.

Thanks, Universe, for the gift of being sick! I know it is the gift that keeps on giving, but I am not sharing this with anyone. :(

I 'heart' Nigel Tufnel!

I am going to create a "Guidelines for Drive-Thru Behavior" list. What would you like to add?

In this time of giving, I'll give you a list of things I want. A new phone, a Coach wristlet & flowers sent to me. Or donate to @the_USO! :)

8{ Best wake up ever! Stupid car alarm been going off since 5:50. I wish I had a bowling ball. I'd give that car something to honk about.

I love my friends and miss you all!

I'm exhausted. But in a great way. Spending time with such amazing kids. Santa Tom Beeler is the bestest ever.

Oh Reindeer Rock, you remind me what joy it is to open presents and be truly grateful for what you receive.

Sherlock Holmes...how I love thee.

This is the suck. why did I voluntarily watch the first 10 minutes of Up? All I want is to love & be loved in return, Disney & Bowie style.

D'oh! I have "trolls in the machine" issues or FaceBook hates me. I am guessing the latter as I am missing photos and posts from earlier.

Anyone else disgusted by the fact you can buy engrave-able dog tags that are "Made in China"?

Anyone have a good but affordable jeweler?

Why does it still surprise me when I hear how many of my friends have slept together? It is time to start locking up y'alls genitals.

I loooooooooovvvvve The Muppets Christmas Carol. Light the lamp not the rat!

RIP Christopher Hitchens. I hope you found a seat next to Thomas Jefferson and George Orwell.

Just watched my favorite scene in "White Christmas" when General Waverly walks into the room and the soldiers are there to greet him. Tears.

Who is your favorite Irish poet? Mine is Oscar "Bob" Wilde. Ha ha

Insanity runs in my family...it practically gallops!

Good Morning world. Hope you all have a great day... if not, go drink and keep your sorrows to yourself. ha ha

I like my men like I like my marshmallows - warm, tanned and flaming.

This guy's a douche with a capital Bag!

I may have ripped my dress & Kevin snatched my bottle of vodka, but I lost 4 pounds in two days. So I'm still the winner here fools! Suck it

Good-night A-holes.

Why is it always the one you want is not to be found when you need them most?

I am having a great day at work...

Finally get to wear my new red dress tonight. I am so excited. I know, does not take much these days.

Dilemma - in order to become a USO volunteer I have to get a TSA badge. In order to work with the organization I love I have to become part of the one I hate most. If I were a robot, my head would have exploded...

Sri Sumbhajee votes for Sri Sumbhajee.

Holy geeze... I am still sooooo sleepy. Like, burning eyes sleepy. Cozy bed, come to Butthead.

I am in need of someone to restring three three fiddles. Anyone

Watching Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine. How in the world did I miss this amazing treasure? The 60's had so many quirky movies.

This Vegas moon, sitting low in the sky, cloaked in mystery; surrounded by darkness. Still shines brightly through its mask for those aware.

All week my office has been freezing so I used the space heater. Now that the offices are closed, I am burning up... holy hell this is odd.

It is awesome that Netflix's Top Choice movie for me is Escape from New York. Followed by Lover Come Back (Rock Hudson & Doris Day). Hahaha.

This breaks my heart. Two people in love should be able to marry without prejudice or interference from anyone! http://ping.fm/DVF0L

Woot. Almost time. Singing some Uneasy Rider to get me pumped!

Today's fun game. Misheard song lyrics. What were yours? "Have a Riddle by Morning" & "Awe, mom yer just jealous we're the bee-sting boys"

Wondering why I am starving, realized it is 8pm and I'm still at work.

Watch out. Charlie Daniels Band tomorrow night with Miss Jolie Kat. We are a force of awesome & you should be honored to be in our presence

Did anyone happen to get the license number of the glass of Jameson that ran me over last night? I am officially a lightweight again. =)

Ha. Know what rocks, I mean sucks? Forgetting how out of range your song choice really is for your voice!

Drinking. Singing karaoke. I make bad choices...and I love it!!

Sweet pickle patties. Every time I hear the "roses smell like poo poo" song I have a great day.

Good Morning Wednesday. I welcome you as an old friend with open arms and warm smile. Thanks for the great hair as well!

There are things we don't want to happen but have to accept, things we don't want to know but have to learn, and people we can't live without but have to let go.

ha ha ha.. "Bloody Pig Pile" by the Dropkick Murphy's has the same tune as Hermes' "Bureaucrat Song" from Futurama. Just speed it up.

I guess coffee is off my list of things I can drink without going all Cornholio.

I am to the point in my life that I can't stand to see other people happy. Quit rubbing your perfect life in my face. Eff U holiday cheer.

I wish I could teleport some grape juice to me... such a strong craving for it. Minus the poison, that is.

Somebody come poke my ears with a Q-Tip. The chicks next to me at BJ's are insanely stupid. "oooh my god, I am totally in love with your environment".

I am way positive, but I really think that I am an unlucky person. How can one person attract such nonsense? These odd things need to stop.

I am officially Aunt Monkey... again. Congrats to my niece Leah and Cody. Welcome to the world Sadie!