Ok guys. We have two ways to know if you're single or not: wedding ring or Facebook status. 3 ways if you count limp dick. Quit being jerks.

Worst pick up line to use on a single mom. "Is that baby fresh?"

Guess who has reservations for a Titanic Anniversary cruise? This girl. Gonna get all dressed up and enjoy a 6-course meal prepped by Chef Bernard. It is something different and I am way excited.

It's true what they say "women are from Omicron Persei 7 and men are from Omicron Persei 9".

Question Time: Is Tacoma really the armpit of Washington? A group of guys are very loud about this topic.

This just in: Operation "Bring Piper to Work Day" has been a great success in smiles and gurgles... Mostly mine. ;)

Scariest movie ever is on, Night of the Hunter. Talk about one psycho mofo - Robert Mitchum takes the crazy cake.