You better watch out... those Chicago Ghetto Monkeys are the most vicious of the primates.

If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.

Sorry I missed Church today. I was busy being sexually promiscuous and practicing witchcraft.

I should not say such things

Why do all the cutie patootie gentlemen live so far away?

I'm so honored to be sitting next to "Anal Probe Girl" at the show. You know her as Jill.

No whammies.