I am a nerd... I love it... Lord of the Rings in Concert on Friday! Who is going?

Need tickets to @BlizzCon? Message me - I have a friend with 2 for sale. Message me for details. #BlizzCon tickets

Maybe being friends with you is a bad idea. Think about it. Don't worry, I am not talking about you... well, maybe you.

Thanks @strosehospitals. You say to submit my info for payment, it still hasn't been processed & to call back. Today I get a collections notice. Stupid hospital.

Lazy email solicitors. - "FYI, I have been waiting for you to pick up your Cashier Check of $2,000,000 USD (2 MILLION THOUSAND US DOLLARS)"

I need help ASAP. If you know this number, 702-427-3741, please let me know who she is. I am being harassed by her and it needs to stop.

Who is upgrading their iPhone to 4S and wants to give (or sell, fine) me their iPhone 4? I am needy and want to Upgrayedd!