Did he just say funky butt lovin'? Ha ha ha.

You shouldn't drink milk. It's not in sync with evolution.

Your latest performance was as delectable as dipping my bottom over and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams.

It is not our abilities that determine our place in life. It is our choices.

Lazy Saturday chilling with my fur babies and watching cartoons.

That did not go well.

Time to gamble.