Do Bi-SexualS care about hairy legs?

When God gives you lemons... Find a new god.

Dear Diary... When will I find my own Dr. Frank-n-Furter? Well, one that is not making a man with blond hair and a tan. <3 Jules

How do you do? I see you met my faithful handyman. He's just a little brought down because when you knocked he thought you were the candyman

I might be insane... but I have lovely penmanship.

"It seems Bender hates humans the way I hate having my nipples polished with industrial sand paper. " ~ Hedonism Bot

Sky Zone was awesome. Got our butts kicked at 3D dodgeball by a bunch of 8 year olds.