Tuesday, January 31, 2012

I don't have an attitude. I have a personality you CAN'T handle.
I had a dream that I was shot 6 times in the chest and did not die. The shooter then fell asleep on the sofa and said that if he heard sirens, he was going to shoot me in the head.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

"Wash your hands after every meal, and under your fingernails. Dirt gets trapped there. And germs. And mayonnaise." Mayor Wilkins BtVS

Thursday, January 26, 2012

And on an unrelated note, I melt every time I see Mark Harmon smile. Every bit as dreamy as when he was Shoop in Summer School.
I've decided that I will no longer trust people who don't like animals.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Did you know: all monkeys are French?
Holy Crap Balls, Batman!! The Silencers is on AMC, that's a first that I know of.