I feel sorry for Tony Stark's neighbors. If a nuclear attack happens, they will probably think, "Eh, sounds like Tony is having a party."

SWF ISO a dreamy, burly Irish man or a brawny, hunky Scot. Preferably still in their home country. Only serious inquiries need apply!

The hardest thing in the world is to watch the one you love, love another. AND pretend to be happy when they are around. ACK! So glad I can keep my distance.

How many girls bake chocolate chip cookies in a Hulk apron while watch The Empire Strikes Back? Still wondering why I am single... ;)

Glad I can stay in bed for a few hours; At the Circus and The Great Race are both on TCM.

QOTN 2: "you can pinpoint the exact moment the herpes hit the window."

QOTN 1: "Hernias do not come out of your pee hole!"