Such a great weekend. Yawn. I need a nap. Again.

I just sat through a Catholic wedding service and did not get kicked out or struck down. Thanks, Alex!

I know I am old when lyrics of the songs that are popular are as follows "party crasher, panty snatcher" & "don't be 50 just get dizzy".

Stupid drunk asshole just spilled his drink on me then looked at me and said, "do you know who you're talking to?"

QOTN: dude, I accidentally licked your can.

My favorite part in Calamity Jane.

Calamity: Are you calling me a liar again?
Wild Bill Hickok: Why don't you ever fix your hair?

Stupid cough. You have interrupted my sleep for the last time. Who wants to come over and perform an emergency coughectomy?