At the Devil Dash setting up. I won't have phone access but come see me at the beer ticket tent.

Dark Shadows tonight at the Henderson Cinedome at midnight. Consider this your invite!

Let's say Hitler becomes "Hitler" in Kindergarten. Then do you strangle him? Now, I say yes if he has the moustache. ~ Walter Sherman

RIP George "Goober Pyle" Lindsey. Thanks for the laughter and silliness.

Since the record had to be shattered, I'm glad Avengers beat out Harry Potter. I would have been sad if sparkly vampires & twits did that.

Gearing up for Lee's Beer and Tequila fest. Hope to partake in @Foxbrews this time and not miss out on all the yummy goodness.

I am volunteering with First Friday and we still need more bodies to help out the 8-11:30 pm shift. Wanna help?

Yer crazy to think I'd wait longer than needed to see anything Tim Burton does? That includes floss his teeth w/Helena Bonham-Carter's hair.

As for you, old friend, I think you'll like Mexico. It's a lot like America... on Opposite Day.
Adios, sucker.

It's so damn hot... Milk was a bad choice...

I'm bitter enough to wish some of you weren't so happily married. NOT all of you, just some. If you think I mean you, it's not. Probably not

Ugh... I am over this sick feeling. How is it possible to puke more than what should be in your stomach?

I feel like Mrs. Walsh from "The Goonies". I know what I want to say it just comes out wrong. Deface & defecate are not interchangeable.